What I really want for my birthday is... a bullhorn!

It's true - not because I want to yell at my kids (or my husband) but because with 4 girls I am pretty much always trying to be heard over 2 or 3 or even 4 people! Ok, so I guess I can't really count Piccina, but she does babble (dada, of course) and occasionally cry. I just think it would be SO handy when I have to yell from the porch to the backyard,

"Stop standing on the ice",

"Don't run with a stick",

"GET OFF HER HEAD!"

PLUS, it has that cool buzzer sound that I could use for questions that I just don't want to answer or requests that I don't want to fill,

"If you said it was the warmest part of the day, how come I can't wear shorts outside to play?" (39 degrees yesterday) - press bullhorn buzzer while smiling

"I need you to pour the milk out of the green cup into the pink cup because I'm not Tinker Bell today, I'm Rosetta" (makes perfect sense right?) - press bullhorn buzzer while smiling

"If you say I can't have dessert I'll just freak out again like I did about the high heels" (please, no!) -press bullhorn buzzer while smiling

Seriously, this could be THE new baby shower and gift registry item.

But, they are kind of big and bulky and I do mostly have a baby on my hip...

So I will be more than happy with the usual:

crazy pink lipstick and very red nail polish with glitter picked out by my girls

my mom bringing over dinner so I won't have to cook ;)

my husband watching the kids on Saturday while I go get a facial

AND sitting in front of the fire while the baby is sleeping and everyone else is at school - online shopping anyone? :)